Tom Cruise Is a London Boy

Often when God closes a door (Taylor Swift claims “So long”), She opens a window (Tom Cruise does the splits). Cruise is residing that existence in London, and for him that indicates break-dancing, undertaking the splits, and observing the British totally eliminate their crumpets. Cruise has lived in London due to the fact 2021 and has, in that time, been at the previous queen’s Platinum Jubilee, the British Grand Prix, according to the Mercury Information. And now he has attended the most British occasion of all: Posh Spice’s birthday get together. Fortunately, he however has the American propensity to do the most. Even though at the party, Cruise began crack-dancing and ended his routine by performing the splits, in accordance to the Each day Mail. “People had been absolutely dumbfounded,” a resource mentioned. All we’ll say about that is that if there is 1 point the Mission: Unattainable franchise could do to secure those Imax screens, it just may be a (gay?) club scene in which Cruise distracts the undesirable guys by jumping into the splits like a Drag Race contestant. Just an idea.