Okay, where’s G?
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The upcoming third season of The Traitors is giving you three things:
1. Villains.
2. Queer people.
3. Zac Efron’s brother.
Host Alan Cumming (a queer villain) unveiled the cast list on June 5, and it’s a long one of the most hatable names on all of reality television — plus miscellaneous others like Zac Efron’s nepo brother. In the straight villain camp there’s Vanderpump Rules’s “worm with a mustache” Tom Sandoval, a former member of Survivor’s “Villains” tribe “Boston” Rob Mariano, Big Brother diary-room assassin Danielle Reyes, literal former wrestling heel Nikki Garcia, the man who caused this jury speech Tony Vlachos, green-eyed bandit Robyn Dixon, and Britney Spears’s reviled ex-husband Sam Asghari.
Meanwhile, over in camp queer there’s Drag Race winner Bob the Drag Queen, G Flip lovah Chrishell Stause, Robby Hoffman lovah Gabby Windey, bisexual pride-pillow-hawking Survivor icon Carolyn Wiger, fitness guru Bob Harper, and Lord Ivar Mountbatten, the first member of the royal family to ever get gay married. Plus there’s a few gay icons (even if they don’t happen to be gay themselves) in the mix, like Dorinda “Not well, bitch” Medley and Britney Haynes, who was present for the best gay fight of all time on Big Brother. The few people who don’t fall into either camp better get ready to choose an alliance. Below, the entire cast of The Traitors season three.
Rob Mariano — Survivor
Dorinda Medley — The Real Housewives of New York City
Chrishell Stause — Selling Sunset
Britney Haynes — Big Brother
Danielle Reyes — Big Brother
Bob the Drag Queen — RuPaul’s Drag Race
Wells Adams — The Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise
Chanel Ayan — The Real Housewives of Dubai
Gabby Windey — The Bachelorette
Dylan Efron — Down to Earth With Zac Efron
Tony Vlachos — Survivor
Jeremy Collins — Survivor
Dolores Catania — The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Robyn Dixon — The Real Housewives of Potomac
Bob Harper — The Biggest Loser
Ciara Miller — Summer House
Lord Ivar Mountbatten — British royal
Carolyn Wiger — Survivor
Sam Asghari — Model and actor
Tom Sandoval — Vanderpump Rules
Nikki Garcia — Former professional wrestler
