So prolonged, London.
Taylor Swift “liked” an unofficial ranking of her exes and current boyfriend, Travis Kelce — and the base list is brutal.
The hilarious social media activity comes as Swift dropped her hugely predicted album, “The Tortured Poets Office.”
Betches Media shared an Instagram carousel of pictures with a meme of “Dance Moms” star Abby Lee Miller keeping up parts of paper listing some of Swift’s famed exes.
As her current boyfriend, Travis Kelce, was at the prime of the pyramid, Taylor Lautner, Harry Designs, Tom Hiddleston, Calvin Harris, Joe Alwyn, Jake Gyllenhaal and Matty Healy adopted.
Notably, Harris, Alwyn, Gyllenhaal and Healy have been the four on the bottom.
Even a lot more, Swift “liked” a “Hunger Games” meme that jokingly showed Alwyn as a lifeless tribute in the franchise.
“Every time we get a new lyric the starvation video games cannon goes off,” the tweet that Betches Media shared read.
Swift basically collaborated with The Civil Wars for The Hunger Games’ “Safe & Sound” in 2012.
Swift and the Kansas Metropolis Chiefs restricted conclude, meanwhile, commenced dating about the summer. Additional recently, she and Healy had a transient fling after her six-calendar year relationship with Alwyn finished in 2023.
Obviously, Swifties have been quick to decipher the musician’s several Easter eggs about her exes from the dozens of new tracks she dropped. The British actor, in individual, appeared to have numerous scathing lyrics created about him.
In a single clear keep track of, “So Long, London,” she sings about how she would “self implode.” The pair shared a property in London and she earlier wrote the song “London Boy” about him on 2019’s “Lover” album.
“Every breath feels like the rarest air/When you are not positive if he needs to be there,” she croons. “Holding tight to your silent resentment/And my buddies claimed it is not right to be afraid/Every single day of a enjoy affair.”
“And you say I abandoned the ship/But I was going with it/My white knuckle dying grip.”
“But Daddy I Love Him” and “Down Bad” also have Swifties abuzz about a doable Alwyn relationship.
But it is “I Can Do It With a Broken Heart” that seems to definitely refer to their break up, which occurred prior to she kicked off her Eras Tour.
“Cause I’m a genuine hard kid, I can handle my s—t / They stated, ‘Baby, gotta faux it till you make it,’ and I did / Lights, camera, bitch, smile, even when you wanna die / He reported he’d adore me all his everyday living,” Swift sings.
She also famous she was “shattered while the crowd was chanting ‘more,’” at her performances at the time.
“The Tortured Poets Department” is Swift’s 11th studio album. She at first released 17 new tracks and then surprised admirers with even extra at 2 a.m. on Friday, building it a mystery double album.
