Papa?
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David Crosby was a prolifically difficult person, just one whose legacy has just as many seminal records as fertile tales of debauchery. He also, according to Melissa Etheridge, must be the emphasis of a Ouija-board Maury episode. In a new People job interview, Etheridge explained that Crosby, who was the sperm donor for her two small children, served in the similar position for various other couples in what we’re now calling the Croz Genetic Universe. “We’re still finding children from David Crosby out in the entire world. My daughter’s like, ‘I have yet another 50 percent-sister,’” she discussed. “He did not want to be a father. And which is what seriously manufactured it apparent for me, was that he was keen to say, ‘Yeah, I was the biological father.’ And my young children contact him bio dad, so he’s the organic father, but they didn’t need a romantic relationship with him.” Etheridge added that Crosby was the “perfect” donor for her household simply because of this laissez faire ideology, and, presumably, for the reason that his sperm is a really, incredibly, really great sperm.