JoJo Siwa Demotes Herself to CEO of Gay Pop

In a transfer that stunned both the organization community and the gay local community, JoJo Siwa has been unanimously appointed the CEO of gay pop. Granted, the board seems to include only Siwa herself, but perhaps that’s just because Elton John is chaotic producing musicals. In an job interview with TMZ, Siwa answered for the backlash she elicited last 7 days by contacting herself the “inventor” of homosexual pop. Siwa acknowledged that she did not invent homosexual pop. “Madonna, Girl Gaga, fucking Michael Jackson, there is so quite a few folks who have manufactured homosexual pop,” she conceded. In reality, the humble singer explained she’s not even the “president” of gay pop. She’s in a lot more of a managerial function. “I do wanna be a piece of earning it bigger than it now is. I wanna convey a lot more consideration to it,” Siwa suggests in the interview. “I might be like the CEO, or the CMO.” In her position as homosexual pop CEO, we hope that Siwa will appoint Chappell Roan as secretary of transportation, as she currently has ideas about how to go (scorching).